DAY 40: IT'S DAY FUCKING FORTY!!

I don't have much else to say here, really. And I'm only half-dressed and need to get to work. But I think this milestone merits a post, however brief it may be. I mean, come on. I'm me, and it's day 40 bitches! If it was lent, the sun has been set for hours, and I would be finished with this business. But it's not lent, I'm Jewish, and I've got 60 more days to go. But you know what? I'm hitting a great stride and I don't think I'll have a problem making it to the end. In the immortal words of Spongebob Squarepants, "I'm ready!"